This engraved slate coaster collection features dry, familiar humor drawn from service culture, mandatory briefings, and the transition to civilian life. Each piece is laser engraved on natural slate with a minimalist shield design and restrained text—designed to feel intentional rather than novelty.
If you know, you know. If you don’t, you’re probably not the target audience.
Available in three curated sets. Choose the one that fits.
Active Duty (4-Coaster Set)
The daily grind: meetings, field time, weekends, and the POG life.
Includes:
Death by PowerPoint / Survived the Meeting
MRE Use Only / Add Adult Beverage
Chairborne Ranger / Recliner Qualified
Safety Brief / Blank Firing Adapter Not Included
Veteran (4-Coaster Set)
For those who’ve moved on but haven’t forgotten.
Includes:
DD-214 / Woobie Qualified
Dirty Civilian / No Longer Government Issued
Death by PowerPoint / Survived the Meeting
MRE Use Only / Add Adult Beverage
Full Collection (6-Coaster Set)
All six designs, packaged together.
Includes:
Death by PowerPoint
MRE Use Only
Chairborne Ranger
Safety Brief
DD-214
Dirty Civilian
Natural slate with raw, hand-selected edges
Approximately 4 in × 4 in square
Precision laser engraving for permanent, fade-resistant marking
Protective pads on underside to prevent surface scratches
Designed and engraved in Loudoun County, Virginia
Veteran-owned
Each piece of slate is unique. Variations in texture, edge profile, and engraving tone are natural characteristics of the material.
Veterans, active duty, and those who live with them
Retirement, ETS, promotion, or “you’ll get it” gifts
Home bars, office desks, and spaces that appreciate quiet humor
Wipe clean with a damp cloth
Do not soak or place in dishwasher
Optional: apply food-safe mineral oil to deepen slate tone over time
Each set is wrapped and packaged for safe delivery and a clean gifting experience.
Quiet humor. Solid slate. Built to be noticed by those who get it.
This engraved slate coaster collection features dry, familiar humor drawn from service culture, mandatory briefings, and the transition to civilian life. Each piece is laser engraved on natural slate with a minimalist shield design and restrained text—designed to feel intentional rather than novelty.
If you know, you know. If you don’t, you’re probably not the target audience.
Available in three curated sets. Choose the one that fits.
Active Duty (4-Coaster Set)
The daily grind: meetings, field time, weekends, and the POG life.
Includes:
Death by PowerPoint / Survived the Meeting
MRE Use Only / Add Adult Beverage
Chairborne Ranger / Recliner Qualified
Safety Brief / Blank Firing Adapter Not Included
Veteran (4-Coaster Set)
For those who’ve moved on but haven’t forgotten.
Includes:
DD-214 / Woobie Qualified
Dirty Civilian / No Longer Government Issued
Death by PowerPoint / Survived the Meeting
MRE Use Only / Add Adult Beverage
Full Collection (6-Coaster Set)
All six designs, packaged together.
Includes:
Death by PowerPoint
MRE Use Only
Chairborne Ranger
Safety Brief
DD-214
Dirty Civilian
Natural slate with raw, hand-selected edges
Approximately 4 in × 4 in square
Precision laser engraving for permanent, fade-resistant marking
Protective pads on underside to prevent surface scratches
Designed and engraved in Loudoun County, Virginia
Veteran-owned
Each piece of slate is unique. Variations in texture, edge profile, and engraving tone are natural characteristics of the material.
Veterans, active duty, and those who live with them
Retirement, ETS, promotion, or “you’ll get it” gifts
Home bars, office desks, and spaces that appreciate quiet humor
Wipe clean with a damp cloth
Do not soak or place in dishwasher
Optional: apply food-safe mineral oil to deepen slate tone over time
Each set is wrapped and packaged for safe delivery and a clean gifting experience.
Quiet humor. Solid slate. Built to be noticed by those who get it.